Never go to bed angry—stay up and argue like champions until at least 2 a.m. so you both forget what started it.
If you’re both hungry, you’re not in a relationship—you’re in a temporary war zone. Feed yourselves immediately.
The phrase “Do whatever you want” never means what it sounds like. Proceed with extreme caution.
Apologize early, apologize often, and occasionally for things you’re not entirely sure you did.
If your partner says they’re “fine,” they are not fine. This is a test. You are already failing.
Choose your battles wisely. For example: is this really worth sleeping on the couch over a thermostat setting?
Learn your partner’s coffee order like it’s sacred knowledge. This alone can save entire days.
Compliments are free, but somehow still underused. Deploy them like a genius strategist.
If you win an argument, you probably just lost something more important.
Don’t try to fix every problem. Sometimes your job is just to nod and say, “Yeah, that’s ridiculous.”
Remember: you’re not dating a mind reader. Use words. Actual, clear, human words.
The real secret to a long relationship? Both people pretending they’re the lucky one.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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